And I thought Pono's last name was Graphic...

When I was 15, I mistook "PG-13" as "Porno Graphic for a 13 years old"... that's what happen to someone who rarely (not that much) study English in primary school... which means our government is an idiot for banishing the English language system for Science and Mathematics in both prime and high.

I would have become a better racist, who's good at telling racist jokes in the language which those idiots of that particular race wouldn't understand, which in this case, I meant those minorities (of that particular race) who wore their clothes on when they were in a pool... at a water park.

Don't think we didn't know you're a spy! And I'm a racist...

When that bastard said: "This semester was so short, I'm trying my best to do my assignment though, just give me more time!", he means either of these:

1. "I haven't got my allowance for this month, so I can't pay the guy who's doing my assignment"

2. "he doesn't have time to finish my assignment, that's why I need more time!!!"

3. "he stop working for me and I have to look for a new guy for the job, anyone?"

What's the real definition of cougar? Older singles or widow?

Recently, I find myself getting more interested in older women. Not the really, really old one, but those 10 years (at most) older than me. This is not something to be called "sick", which was what Jimmy always said to me: "You're sick man!", every time when we were chatting, and a hot cougar pass by and I just stared at her, till she's off my sight. 

This morning, I did something really crazy - I tracked down the new cougar I found in campus, using the net. Not the kind of "hardcore" track down (like those in the sci-fi movies), just a random surf around the net, find out about her, find her Facebook account, add her as friend, and stuff. Now I'm sounding more and more like a stalker, but this is absolutely the first time I do this, cuz usually those girls around my campus which I could probably be interested in are already in my Facebook friends list. And this is different, she's not a student here, but a lecturer. 

To think that I'm interested in a lecturer in my campus, damn, that's really sick. Perhaps it was the side effect of watching too much Anime, maybe I should stop now, watch something else... you know, get a life, like what Sylar told me to.

Thus, to any kids who are reading this post... Don't watch too much Anime! Especially those about high school student and teacher life! They are damn addictive!

P.S. If my deduction is correct like always, she's 85% a "Miss", which is 'hooray' to me! 

P.S.2 I'm really sick...

Lock-picking was tough to learn like hell...

It's 6:43 am, I'm not sleepy at all, had been working around on my VR assignment while watching (500) Days of Summer. Great movie, I was truly in love with it, but I didn't really enjoy the whole film as I was doing some multi-tasking, but I definitely will watch it again right after I finish my assignment. Just for the sake of Zooey Deschanel's cuteness, and her voice was so damn beautiful.

The air-cond was colder than ever, after I fix it. Speaking of which, I fixed an air-cond! That's some kind of a DIY stuff, and I just love the feeling of it. Felt like I wanna fix everything around me, behind my parents' back, as they were so against it. I mean, what's so bad about fixing your own stuff, and they were like: "just leave it to Mr. Hoy, he'll fix anything, and he's just a phone call away". But no, I wanna do all of them myself.

Just about two weeks ago, my house mate accidentally left his key inside his room, and he then called the locksmith and he fix the problem, with a catch, of waiting 30 minutes for him to arrive, it's kind of suck, I know. And then, it got me thinking, "lock-picking", yeah, that's what I've been wanted to learn about. Not just the ordinary lock-picking, but the extraordinary - paper clips lock-picking.

I've went around the net, searching for the tutorials of "paper clips lock-picking" but I got nothing. Even the videos being posted on YouTube, was totally ass-faces as the quality was so bad, I can't see anything or learn anything from there, even in HD! So anyway, I've found the clearer one, but it wasn't really that good, and a few hours later of paper clips bending, I finally gave up. And then, I said: "I'm too old for this stuff".

Games, Ideas, and 2Ds...

I'm not really interested in gaming recently.

The only game I'd ever player now was GTA Chinatown Wars. Well, it was the only game I ever played at the moment, I just don't find any other games interesting. There are tons of new PC games which are available on CyberTracker every week, and those are really great games. As soon as found them on CT, I straight away look for it's review in Gamespot, it's gameplay and trailer on YouTube, and pictures of it's hot heroin on Google images. However, I never try to play them.

Maybe it's because I've got a few games crashed in my laptop for a few times, and it changed me. In fact I recently found out that I was more attracted to software than games. It's great when knowing that mastering the software can help you do great things. And that's what got me into learning programming a few months ago, got a new dream: I want to be a game developer, the best one ever.

I started working hard for my dreams to come true... one day, and it wasn't easy. I remember myself gave up lots of times on my secret game-creating projects. Until one day I got myself a video tutorial on how to make a Pong game, and damn, it help me a lot in my learning. I finally realize that it may be easy to make an application, but it's damn hard to make a game, even something as simple as Pong. Using the same programming method that I've learned in that tutorial, I went on creating another new genre of game, which most of it's script was entirely made of conditional branches (if, while, etc...). It felt great, and I also felt that, I'm ready to move on another step: creating a game which uses Array and Loop. Even though I know how to use them, but I just never try to insert them into the games I've made.

My friend told me that it's a piece of cake to do that, but he can't do it either. And it's time for me to look for another new tutorial that teaches me more on the usage of Array, Loop and other variable properties available in AS3. The moment I got the book entitled Game Programming University, I straight away flipped to the platform game making page. I made myself a nice looking schedule, cleared my table, and swear that I'd finish reading the whole tutorial without any distraction, and then make a platform game.

That didn't go as well as I thought, I gave up the very next day due to the high difficulty of AS3's variable properties usage in the book. And I think, "Damn, why do they have to make it so damn hard? I mean, how would an amateur understand that, if you (the author) say that the book is for beginner AS3 programmer!!!".

There's a guy which I really look up to. Never met him, but I figured out he's 'bout the same age as me, as according to his Kongregate profile, he was 19 when he make the famous RPG-game called Sonny, and it was a hit! I wish I could be like him, but how could I when I gave up every single time while in a half way through making a game.

I soon figure out my problems here, I don't wanna copy, I wanna make new things, new genre of games! It's like when I was in my VR's class, I refused to follow my lecturer's idea (because I think it sucks), even though my friend told me that it's the only way that I could pass the subject (and I did pass it anyway, got an A- for that... for using my lecturer's idea and put some of my idea into it. But I can swear that it's mostly my idea, just made it sounds like his).

So, I was talking about game making here. I don't wanna make a shooting game, nor a Pong... again. There's so many 2D shooting games out there, but I just don't find any of them interesting, nor even have the will to play them. Just wanna get a new idea, a brilliant new idea of a shooting game, or a platform game if I ever do finish learning the whole thing from the book.

New idea! That's what I need...

Being a detective, myself... not Adrian

Situation:

Apparently, one of my shoes has been stolen. It was still there when I went back on Friday, but was gone on Sunday. So it has gotta be stolen in between that period of time. It was a reddish-black sport shoes I bought a while ago, not that expensive, in fact I'm kind of glad that the son of bitch didn't steal my Nike. I haven't really wear that shoes for 2 to 3 months since the time of buying.

Observation:
My suspicion were on my housemates, and the cleaning lady who came once a week... and the friends of my housemates. This thief ('the guy'), whoever he is, must have been staying here for long. My first thought was this: he has been examine the shoes rack for quite a while, but not on purpose, it's just something that he would notice every once in a while when he's getting ready to go out. And he might thought that the shoes (which was about to be stolen) was left there accidentally by a previous housemate (there was an Arabian guy who live here a while ago but moved away), just as the shoes was in an incredibly large size, and it has been staying there ever since, without anyone touching it (like I said before, I rarely wear it). So he decided to... maybe borrow it for a walk and then put it back later on, or... steals it!

The housemates ('clean' or 'the guy'):
Suspect 1 - The one living next to my room. I don't think he's 'the guy' based on a few reasons... i. He's from Seremban, ii. He's an Indian (at least not a Malay, you have no idea how those Malays in Seremban are like, plus... Indian who studied here are usually rich), iii. He looks civilized. Thus, he's clean.

Suspect 2 - The China dude, who only wear slippers when he gets out, and have tons of expensive shoes on top of the shelf in his room, he's definitely clean.

Suspect 3 - The Thai dude, who disappears to nowhere every weekends. And also he looks decent, so I suppose he's clean.

Suspect 4 - Another Indian dude, who live with his wife/lover in the room beside the Thai guy. He's also not so suspicious... and I'm not saying that he's clean because he's an Indian and he looks civilized (in facts, he doesn't). But still, I'm placing him as the secondary suspect and the 'semi-clean guy'.

Suspect 5 - The Black dude, nothing much to talk about him. I first suspected him as 'the guy' because of my very own stereotypical-point-of-view, that he's a Botswana-ian (it's kinda rude right? I know...). But I soon made up my mind and clear him off since he owns a Puma. It may feels kind early to tell since Puma may be cheap in Botswana, I'm just gonna set him as the tertiary suspect.

Suspect 6 - Tha Malay guy, the primary suspect. I don't know if he's really Malay or not, but he looks just like one (the uncivilized one). Rarely sees him around the house, always appeared to be in a hurry, and has a really suspicious-Malay look.

Suspect 7 - The cleaning lady... clean, since she came to clean the house last Thursday already (she only comes here once a week, and my shoes was still on the rack on Friday)... couldn't be her.

Conclusion: After giving a thought about it for while, I decided to give up looking for 'the guy'. I was kind of worrying to much... should be worrying more about my studies instead. The shoes was after all, a cheap piece of stuff from Bata, and Bata is not worth for anyone dying for... unless if it's Nike, Puma... or Adidas... (from, or not from Bata)...

Can't blog about stuff but I just blogged one...

It just feels like, I don't have the will to blog anymore. You know when you feel kinda down, or happy; saw something new, awesome, or fun; read something interesting, special, or marvelous, you tends to blog. However things weren't the same anymore. Every time I ever have those kind of feelings, I tend to type "fa" instead of "bl" in my browser's URL box, in which "fa" stands for "facebook" and "bl" stands for "blogger" (just type in any of them and wait for the browser to 'auto-complete' it).

And yes, it's Facebook. It has become a huge influence in my life. Feels like I've been using Facebook the whole time since last week. I'm not really the gaming-kind of person, more like a software or programming maniac, I don't use to play the games which had ady been installed in my PC, even if it's a great game like The Sim 3, Mini-Ninja, Gear of War, Fallout 3, etc...

Instead, I go to Facebook to harvest, plow and plant in Farmville; collect rubbish, hire or fire my employee, buy or sell my stuff in Restaurant City; win, lose or lose more in Texas Hold'em Poker. The things about these games on Facebook is that, they are simple, easy and quick. They won't take too much of my time, and I can resume back to work as soon as I'm finish with them. Compared to The Sims 3, it'll be like I'm shouting: "God! When will this end!". I tend to get addicted to them and thus, unable to stop myself from playing.

So, come to my final point: Facebook is great, cuz I just blog about it right now, and hopefully I can blog more by reviewing other websites. And also, "reviewing" is also a good kind of blog theme too...